I would be embarrassed to have some of these listings on my page if I was a realtor.
If the homeowner really wanted to sell this house, they would do a trash dump for random marketing cardboard cutouts, a Goodwill donation for exercise equipment they obviously don't use regularly and uh, maybe take that eggshell foam down from above the window.
Dear realtor... I think a $20 can of cheap, white wall paint would be a good investment on your thousands
of dollars in return you will get when this house finally sells.
Dear realtor - putting up this creepy horror movie attic photo in your home listings is probably not a selling point.
Dear realtor, you should be ashamed.
Or... you should be shamed.